I went to Ralphs with Michelle on Sunday. Just a normal grocery shopping excursion but Michelle was hungry so she ate a thing of sushi as we shopped.
I thought it was a weird question but it turns out, there was one piece of sushi left in the container. He showed it to me. I turned to Michelle and asked her if we were supposed to keep it. She said no, throw it out.
I looked at the checkout guy and said, “Now there’s a perfect example of how men and women are different. No man would ever in a million years leave one piece of sushi.”
Michelle defended herself, “I’m full.”
“So what?” I said, “It’s one little piece.”
The checkout guy took my side, saying “He’s right. Guys will finish anything you put in front of them as long as it’s good.”
Then the bagger girl got into the argument. “If she’s full, she’s full. Leave her alone.”
This went on for a while as they continued ringing me up and bagging my groceries. It was a pretty lively conversation.
Oh, and toward the end of the bagging, the girl took my pile of fourteen Slim Jims and waved them to the bagger girl in the next aisle and said, “Look how many Slim Jims this guy is buying!”