At whole foods buying some dinner last night and a little kid maybe six comes up and stands next to me.
And all of the sudden, his mom comes rushing over and grabs Timmy away from me. She looks at me like I’m a registered sex offender. Like I was luring him into a van with promises of ice cream and puppies.
It’s weird, I still think of myself as someone who could theoretically be abused by some pervert, not as the pervert himself. Totally freaked me out to be looked at like that.
So, new rule for the Project: no talking to underage children.